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Elephant Jokes

Here are some elephant jokes that you’ll definitely love!

Q: What do you call an elephant in the North Pole?
A: Lost.

Q: How do you raise a baby elephant?
A: With a forklift!

Q: How do elephants never forget?
A: No one ever tells them anything.

Q: Why are elephants bad dancers?
A: They have two left feet!

Q: What do elephants and trees have in common?
A: They both have big trunks.

Q:  What is the biggest type of ant?
A: The Eleph-ant !

I hope you liked the jokes!

Jokes by Cece, National Geographic, & Best Life Online


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Teacher Jokes

Happy teachers appreciation week! Tell these jokes to your teacher to brighten up their day.

Jokes by Cece parang, Sophia Parang, and Ducksters.

Q: why was the teacher always wearing sunglasses?
A: because it’s students were too bright!

Q: Why did the teacher like worms?
A: because they were book worms!

Q: why did the teacher want another brain?
A: to teach it!

Q: why were the teachers eyes crossed?
A: because he couldn’t control his pupils.

Q: why did the teacher go to the beach?
A: to test the water!

Q: If you have 5 oranges in one hand, and six in the other, what do you have?
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