Jokes by Cece parang, Sophia Parang, and Ducksters.
Q: why was the teacher always wearing sunglasses?
A: because it’s students were too bright!
Q: Why did the teacher like worms?
A: because they were book worms!
Q: why did the teacher want another brain?
A: to teach it!
Q: why were the teachers eyes crossed?
A: because he couldn’t control his pupils.
Q: why did the teacher go to the beach?
A: to test the water!
Q: If you have 5 oranges in one hand, and six in the other, what do you have?
A: very, very big hands!